Still Thought Having
It could be not true but I’m pretty sure my family had a plant with a face that could sing when I was young.
There was a magic car movie where the car had no driver but would let couples choke each other inside it.
Yes, I had a teacher, too, who told us that all weather could be explained by God’s disgusting body. Rain was sweat, snow was dandruff, fog was bad breath, the warm sun was pee.
Of course there was a dog. It died playing with a stick. The stick was a stick of dynamite.